So a single serving of Peanut M&Ms is about 18-20, which is not too bad if you eat them one at a time instead of putting a handful in your mouth to practice speaking clearly like Demosthenes *
But it’s a long road when you have a 56-ounce value bag. How many single servings can you have in a day, because that’s Not on the bag.
* Demosthenes was a Greek orator who reportedly overcame his stuttering by filling his mouth with pebbles and practicing. I don’t stutter but I credit handfuls of peanut M&Ms with preventing me from developing the tick.
M&Ms in the Teens was originally published on Creative Uploads
When you’re working on a big video project and you want a snack, maybe a giant soda and a whole bag of chips.
Then your tiny little inner voice says, “but what’s the recommended serving?”
About 11 chips. Damn you to hell, Doritos. Of course I piled the plate high.
P.S. I am not recommending this but if your cheesy chips are on a plate and you aren’t dehydrated, you can keep your fingers clean for your computer keyboard by grabbing with your tongue like some human lizard person. I have heard.
Recommended Serving, ha! was originally published on Creative Uploads