When you’re working on a big video project and you want a snack, maybe a giant soda and a whole bag of chips.
Then your tiny little inner voice says, “but what’s the recommended serving?”
About 11 chips. Damn you to hell, Doritos. Of course I piled the plate high.
P.S. I am not recommending this but if your cheesy chips are on a plate and you aren’t dehydrated, you can keep your fingers clean for your computer keyboard by grabbing with your tongue like some human lizard person. I have heard.